"I’m a quiet person. I spend time observing, not speaking."
- (via back-where-i-belong)

(Source: that-shrinking-violet, via aeloquent)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via r3dh3adsr0ck)

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via pippipdadoodleydoo)

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

(via hotboyproblems)

fedswatching:

when you comin back from vacation but forgot something there

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(via rapidley)

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

(Source: flynnriders, via spookyboyfriends)

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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(via satanssecretblog)

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